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PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	6390	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1660	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2936
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	7563	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Crafty Suicide Squad Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, gun, hopelessness, Life, mental health, mental illness, Problems, resilience, seeking help, self harm, Server, squad, Struggle, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2896
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!