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Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Items Found:	7239
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato with a monocle and top hat. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to unleash their creativity in the most absurd ways imaginable.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers with glow sticks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the derpy llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, what seemed like a great idea until you gave it a go, is exactly what makes our server so unforgettable.

Vtuber Quest Minecraft Server

#english speaking, android girl, artist, ceci, Cici, detailed art style, high quality model, indie vtuber, live2d, Long hair, lower voice, Minecraft, Quest, rigger, Server, silvery color palette, social media, tutorials, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet the elusive android vtuber, Ceci (or Cici, or whatever her name was)! Rumor has it she’s hiding out in our pixelated world, creating masterpieces with her artistic skills and rigging expertise. With a voice as smooth as butter and hair longer than a Minecraft day, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to interact with this mysterious creator. Plus, who knows what other hidden gems you’ll uncover in our server – maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let the madness begin!

The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6949
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Community, crime, David Dorn, death, Dorns, HANG IN THERE OG, injustice, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, OVA SOME TEEVEES CUH, Party, Police, protest, screaming, Server, social media, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8504	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Choice, choose, classic, collaboration, comedy, comedy horror, creativity, decision, Director, Entertainment, film, genre, Halloween, Horror, humor, Minecraft, Movie, Scary, smp, spooky, The Exorcist, work, Writers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

4chan, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cove, Crafty, EU guild, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Promotion, recruiting, Server, TWW Epic Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	6455
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Thread Space Minecraft SMP

browsing, busy, CATALOG, catalog browsing, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum posts, forum threads, Minecraft, ONLINE, Participation, smp, Space, Thread, Threads, TOPICS, unchanged, Updates, weekend activities, weekend discussions, weekends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	5071
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!