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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1289 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 441234 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
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