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Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Emeralds Found:	7789
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2932
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	4165
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	New Chunks Explored:	120116
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	3031	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!