SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3170
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2870
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Potions Brewed:	69	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Crops Grown:	1786
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5159	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Farms Harvested:	453	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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