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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

CurryCraft: Where Indian Immigration Brings Spice to Your World

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	6415
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main benefit of joining is that you’ll never have to worry about inceldom again! Why? Because Indian immigrants have taken over and they’re the new incels, leaving the local population free to mog them with ease. Plus, Indian women are apparently the easiest on the planet to sleep with – they’ll go for anyone who’s not Indian! So come join us and experience a whole new level of non-inceldom and sleeping around!

CraftyCrackers – LOLz

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the cows fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas who taught them how to build a castle out of enchanted cheese. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and golden apples. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated TV Addict Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Ores Mined:	4222

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!

Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Runes Activated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Animals Bred:	164	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Farms Harvested:	307

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	9973
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Votes:	9556
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5146
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	2609	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!