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PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

MommasBoyGoneWild

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	8476
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Farms Harvested:	504
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	673
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	6824	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4357
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Votes:	5748
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Mines Excavated:	4702
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	5403

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mines Excavated:	2066	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	754	Ores Mined:	7214
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6906	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3934
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!