| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4398 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 198 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1092 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Votes: | 1324 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3095 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 138 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3762 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1970 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6622 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9979 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 46 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
