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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	177	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	478089	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	53
Mines Excavated:	2938	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Items Found:	8513	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.