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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4425	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6072	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1744	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!