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CraftyFoolsMC
Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish. -
RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!
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SoyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with average-looking Americans? Look no further! Our server is populated with only the most beautiful Indian and Aboriginal players, making it the ultimate eye candy experience. Join us and bask in the glory of our stunning community!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug straight down and found a diamond the size of a house! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a diamond mine of your own.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our fabulous and diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the beauty and riches that await you!
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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! -
FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.
Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?
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HomeworkHaterMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ignorance is piss and knowledge is bliss! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our community is filled with pranksters and troublemakers who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in the server with dirt blocks – talk about a dirty trick!
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures, then come join us on our server. Just remember, ignorance is piss – so make sure you’re ready for anything!
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Blockheadz Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like, “What the block is going on here?!”Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking chickens. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their little square houses!
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, if you see a group of zombies doing the Macarena, you’re in the right place!
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EliminateCreepers
If you could eliminate 1 thing from earth, it should definitely be the lack of fun and craziness on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling! So come on over and say goodbye to boring old reality, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). -
HateCrafters
Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!