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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2591 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.