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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1944 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Votes: | 5036 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.