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CuteCraft: Animal Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	7965
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

WeirdSexCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	488
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	167
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	206
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	8929

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ores Mined:	8001
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4384	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4318	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).