🔥if you laugh you lose 2024 Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

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Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

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Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchantments Applied:	264	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	6155	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	300	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	273685	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	22

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchantments Applied:	182
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4674
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Expert if you laugh you lose 2024 Minecraft Servers

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