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YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	9893
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!

The Server of DOOM

Antigrief, building, Datapacks, DOOM, Economy, Economychestshop, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, Item Dupers, Kindness, Lgbtfriendly, Minecraft, Mini Maps, Mob aggression, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, structure, Survival, The Server of DOOM, world gen

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3078	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to The Server of DOOM!

We have a few datapacks and plugins that change structure, world gen, and mob aggression.

Rules1. No Hacked Clients (Though I do allow mini maps just don’t abuse them!)2. No Griefing 3. Be kind to people4. No abusing exploits, like item dupers

37.10.122.18:26158

MisogynyCraft Server

Abuse, controversial, degrading, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., funny, gender inequality, HARMFUL, humor, hurtful, inappropriate, inappropriate jokes, insensitivity, Misogyny, MisogynyCraft, mistreatment, offensive, Server, sexism, Social Issues, UNACCEPTABLE, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for the most outrageous and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always up for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing mischief and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the infamous Pirate Steve, who buried his loot somewhere on the server years ago.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC SMP

acceptance, alienation, Community, Connection, friendship, hobbies, inclusion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting women, outcast, Outsider, rejection, single men, smp, Social Interaction, social life, socializing, Support, Understanding, WhyArentSingleMenAllowedAnywhereMC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of being treated like a pariah just because you’re single? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being a lone wolf is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our server, where we welcome all the single players with open arms!

Join us and become part of a community where being single is not a curse, but a superpower! Build your own empire without having to worry about sharing resources with a partner. No more awkward conversations with couples who only talk about their relationship drama – here, you can focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world!

We have insane stories of single players who have risen to greatness on our server. From building massive castles to taming dragons, the possibilities are endless when you’re flying solo. So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being single in Minecraft is the ultimate power move!

CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, cleaning, CleanSisClash, Confrontation, DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2, family drama, family dynamics, house cleaning, Minecraft, moving out, mowing the lawn, organization, Resentment, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, sister conflict, splatoon 3, vacuuming, video games, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉

HangryCraft

asking before cooking, Communication, Cooking, Etiquette, Experiment, family traditions, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, hungry partner, making food, making meals, meal preparation, meal sharing, misunderstanding, Moving, pasta, Pomodoro sauce, relationship, sharing, Tofu

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this tofu-loving couple. Will you remember to ask your fellow players if they want a portion of your virtual BBQ tofu before you start cooking? Or will you risk the wrath of hungry gamers who demand their fair share of the Pomodoro sauce?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of making meals twice in a day without saving any for your partner, just like a true Minecraft masterchef. And remember, in our world, it’s normal to ask before you start crafting that next meal – unless you want to face the consequences of hangry players!

So come on over and join our server for a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about sharing and caring in the world of Minecraft – or you might end up in a virtual food fight that will go down in server history!