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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5168 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1367 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 193 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro!
Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?
