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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4842 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!