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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 441 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere. It was so epic that even the Ender Dragon wanted a turn!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places. One time, someone found a diamond block inside a chicken’s butt. True story.
And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!