Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! -
HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party
so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin! -
Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!
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WeddingCashDebt?LOL
Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you for money for their extravagant weddings! Our community is filled with players who understand the value of a dollar and won’t guilt trip you into funding their lavish ceremonies. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can save your money for more important things, like building a diamond castle or taming a dragon. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to a world where your wallet is safe from wedding woes. Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom! -
PottyPissers Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with people who can’t even aim properly in public restrooms? Look no further! Our SMP server is a pee-free zone, where all players are required to have perfect bathroom etiquette. Join us and never worry about stepping in someone else’s mess again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a disgruntled janitor haunts our server, punishing anyone who dares to pee outside the designated areas. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and show off your impeccable bathroom skills! -
ScentCraft: Smellin’ Good!
Smellin, username smell good smelling fragrance aroma scent body odor hygiene perfume cologne deodorant freshness pleasant aromatic fragrant body spray scented personal care grooming, ScentCraft, GoodAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your username is just a random assortment of letters and numbers? Well, on our server, your username is what you smell like! That’s right, if your username is “Freshly Baked Cookies” then you better believe you’ll be smelling like a delicious treat all day long.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords facing off against an army of flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s absolute madness – and it’s all happening on our server.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that fighting, why not head over to our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even square-shaped sushi. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where your senses are truly awakened – whether it’s through your username or the insane adventures that await you. See you in the game, Smelly Cheese!
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join dis minecraft server where u can bury ur dead kids like in Majdal Shams! we got graveyards for all ur little ones who didn’t make it thru the night! join now for a chance to win a free tombstone with ur child’s name on it! don’t miss out on dis killer deal! -
KoreaCraft2022
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA DEN DA OLYMPICZ! WE GOT SOUTH KOREA THINKIN DEY NORTH KOREA, ITZ A WHOLE MESS! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS CHAOS, JOIN NOW! WE GOT PPL CONFUSED AF, ITZ WILD! WHO KNOWZ WHAT’LL HAPPEN NEXT, MAYBE DA MOON WILL TURN INTO CHEESE, ANYTHING GOEZ! JOIN NOW FOR DA LOLZ! -
AussieCraft: KyleCarlEquality
come join our epic minecraft server where kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!! why join? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts and unicorns that poop diamonds!!! not to mention our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. oh, and did i mention we have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxing needs? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and chaos on our server where anything is possible, even if kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!!