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Pixelated TV Addict Minecraft Server

addict, addiction, balance, binge watching, Digital Media, distractions, Entertainment, excessive gaming, gaming addiction, hobbies, leisure activities, Media consumption, mental health, Minecraft, online gaming, pixelated, screen time, self-control, Server, Technology, television, tv shows, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8533

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world of TV shows and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and say goodbye to boring TV shows because once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

Our server is so addictive that even the most dedicated TV show fanatics have abandoned their favorite shows to play with us!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where TV shows are a thing of the past!

Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

cannon fodder, Commies, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, defense strategy, Edition, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, military power, military resources, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, Minecraft, NAFO, Resources, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, war strategy, War Tactics, WARFARE, Warlords

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

agdg, agdg demo day, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, roody thread, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

Adventure, animated series, animated trailer, collide, cute animals, deer, diamonds, family friendly, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventure, magical creatures, My Deer Friend Nokotan, new series, NokoCraft, Nokotan, Talking Animals, Trailer, upcoming show, YouTube trailer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchantments Applied:	62
Dragon Eggs Found:	9677	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3966	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	452720	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Villages Defended:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Animals Bred:	101
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!