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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5720 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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