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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8661 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8248 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
