idiotic remarks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

⭐ AlphaCraft ⭐ HEROBRINE | Mini-games 1.8-1.20.4 Minecraft server

Mob Arena, Parkour, Spleef

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4692	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

AlphaCraft server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 ❤️

A project with a cool PVP system, good anti-cheat and experienced administration.Create your clan and promote it to the TOP of kills!

⚡ IP: hype.alphacraft.ru

Open cases, win in MobArena and just have fun!Play here. You will remember it for a long time, maybe even for life.

[СЕКРЕТНАЯ ФИШКА]Herobrine comes to us at night…There’s no time to be bored at AlphaCraft! ❤️

■ Clans, an arena for hard PVP, as well as top clans■ Statistics of the best players■ Mini-games: King of the Hill, Splif, MobArena for 50 waves■ Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, hangout, fishing, holiday beach, cases■ Unique plugins made by our programmers■ Good and fair administration■ Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts■ Honest and cheap donation

Dominate, rule and humiliate, come in and get your reward /free! :3

⚡ IP: hype.alphacraft.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/alphamc_ru

hype.alphacraft.ru

WYPIX⚡️RPG Anarchy with Grif⚡️Anarchy new level🔥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Pirate, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Anticheat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	200
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to WyPix – a minecraft server where anarchy becomes the art of adventure!

Unique Features:

Diverse worlds: from floating islands to the endless ocean and mysterious dungeons! Bosses with unique abilities, ready to test your skills! RPG mechanics with leveling up skills for real heroes! Items with magical abilities that add a touch of magic to the game!

Why WyPix is the best choice:

Low donation prices without cheating! Quick response from our support 24/7! ? Smooth server operation without lags! Regular updates for endless fun! Exclusive events and competitions in the group and on the server! Active community of gamers for a warm atmosphere!

Join now:

IP: mc.wypix.fun Website: wypix.fun Discord: https://discord.com/invite/wypix

Enter the exciting world of WyPix, where every block is a new opportunity for exciting adventures! ?

mc.wypix.fun

⚡ AquaMC » Anarchy | RPG mode ➥ Come visit us! Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Hardcore, Large Online, No Private, Pirate, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

⛏️ AquaMC – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as: ►Anarchy ► RPG mode (MSO)▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ⚡ ip: mc.aquamc.su ⭐️ Website: aquamc.su ✨ Version: 1.16.5 – 1.20.x▂▂▂▂▂▂ ▂▂▂ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► MSO (rpg) – Exciting mmoRPG adventures! 29 locations and various mobs, an auction, dungeons, a pit with a bunch of monsters for those who want to test their strength. Cases with top things, guilds and point capture, many tops, events and much more interesting things. The mode is in a state of “Refinement” and updates are gradually being released to improve the mode, making it more and more exclusive and exciting. [v1.12.2+]

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things Full emphasis on players and comfort of the game Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of modes (Anarchy and RPG) The best protection against all types of attacks Stable server operation Direct communication with management and responsiveness We work from 2023

✠ Choosing AquaMC means choosing the best server.

Website: https://aquamc.suProject forum: https://forum.aquamc.suVKontakte group: https://vk.com/aquamcDiscord server for Voice: https://discord.gg/aquamcd

Come visit us ➥ mc.aquamc.su

mc.aquamc.su

❤️ OLYMPUS ✅ SURVIVAL ✅ NEW VERSION Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	140
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

✤ Things of God✤ Cars✤ Casino✤ Clans✤ Cases✤ Weddings✤ Auto-mine✤ Effects and gadgets

================================Buying a donation https://olympmc.net/

play.olympmc.net

⭐ AlphaMC ⭐ Cases as a Gift ▶ FLY IN! Minecraft server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

AlphaMC server on version 1.8 – 1.12.3 – 1.20.4 ❤️

A server with a cool PVP system, good anti-cheat and experienced administration. Create your clan and promote it to the TOP of kills! Dominate, defeat others.

IP – hype.alphamc.ru

Get a pet, open cases, win in MobArena and just have fun!Play here. You will remember it for a long time, maybe even for life.

[СЕКРЕТНАЯ ФИШКА] Herobrine comes to us at night…There’s no time to be bored at AlphaMC! ❤️

— Clans, an arena for hard PVP, as well as top clans— Statistics of the best players— Mini-games: King of the Hill, Splif, MobArena for 50 waves— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, hangout, fishing, holiday beach, cases— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Good and fair administration— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

❤️ IP – hype.alphamc.ru

Website: https://alphamc.ruVK group: https://vk.com/alphamc_ru

Fly in and get 10 cases for free – /free

hype.alphamc.ru

Madyara’s Despoty 1.20.4 Unusual server Minecraft server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mines Excavated:	3346	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

As a result of man-made disasters and wars, humanity found itself on the verge of destruction.

All the gods turned away from people, recognizing them as a failed experiment.

However, there was one goddess left who offered them a deal and her name was Madyara.

According to the terms of the deal, humanity is obliged to glorify her and bring predatory offerings to the altar.

And also show your productivity and endure tyranny.

In return, it gives people the right to exist in this mortal world.

If people do not bring sufficient offerings before the timer ends, they will be destroyed.

Good luck!

Changes:

1. The ore spawning system has been significantly reworked; from now on, rare minerals are truly rare.

2. The trading system has been changed; instead of the usual trading system, you now have to look for merchants with a unique assortment around the world using hints.

3. New weather events have been added that will add hardcore to the gameplay.

4. The “Nether” and “End” dimensions are irregularly accessible locations, therefore the resources from there are very rare and provide a significant advantage to their owners.

5. There are no strict rules or censorship on the server, all power comes from the Goddess Madyara.

135.181.187.199

A4 CRAFT ✸ FREE DONATION / FREE ALL VERSIONS ✅ Minecraft server

Lucky blocks, Parkour

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Items Found:	3340
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2403
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

A4CRAFT ✔

___________________________________________

IP: A4Craft.top

Donat: https://a4craft.store/

Available versions: [1.8.X – 1.20.X]

Recommended version: [1.12.2]

The world is at your feet

➩ Survival

➩ Grifersky

➩ Sky PVP

➥ Private and unique plugins

➥ Smartphone with different games

➥ Fun and friendly players

➥ No lags on weak PCs

➥ Many modes

➥ Free donation

➥ Big online

➥ No lags

✔ Reference MineCraft server.

___________________________________________

a4craft.top

❤️ DUNGE | SURVIVAL | NEW THINGS 🌈 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Large Online, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Items Found:	7841	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

⭐⭐⭐1. There is voice chat /voice2. You can make music records with voice chat3. When you die, 50% of your inventory is saved4. Economy, Works, Auction, Shop5. New crafts, furniture, cosmetics – using a resource pack6. New glasses7. New mobs, Pets8. Blacks on the server!9. Vanilla biomes and 100+ new ones, the map is very beautiful10. You can have sex / marry sex and give a blow job / marry minet

⭐⭐⭐

? For gaming questions write to TG @NoNameLoli

❤️ Enjoy the game!

qq.fdmc.pw

[ВХОД НЕ ДЛЯ МАЛЬЧИКОВ, ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ДЕВОЧЕК 18+] Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Farms Harvested:	476
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LIKE-MC___________________________________________

IP: likemc.top

Donat: http://a4craft.store/

Available versions: [1.8- 1.20.4]

Recommended version: [1.12.2]Various bonuses: /MEGAFree donation: /freeThe server is optimized for weak PCs.Unique items, mechanics.

___________________________________________

This is the server you need

Likemc.top

🔥 play.Feplex.com 19132 | MYSTICS PVP 🎁 Minecraft server

Parkour

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

The best server with Vanilla survival, ANARCHY and MYSTICS!

Write to OUR bot ➡ vk.me/mcfeplex He will give you a case on the server! IP: play.feplex.com Port: 19132 The server supports all versions of Bedrock!

play.feplex.com:19132