Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”
our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.
so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️♂️💎
| Server Version | 1.20.1 (and updating) |
|---|---|
| Server Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Gameplay | Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins |
The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.
Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.
Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.
Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.
The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.
On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.
We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!