idiotic excuses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

WishPlay | mc.wishplay.me Minecraft server

Hide and seek, Mob Arena, Parkour

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mines Excavated:	1486	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	3

WishPlay is a Minecraft game project with a convenient server navigation system, cheap and balanced donations, a fair and responsive administration, a beautiful city, an open world for survival and creativity, apartments, transport, unique jobs and part-time jobs, and of course a pleasant atmosphere =) Look our videos on YouTube, get to know the server and join. Our team has been working on the Minecraft platform for more than 12 years, 7 of which have been with WishPlay. We sincerely hope that you will like our server and you will not only start playing with us, but also tell your friends about the project!Join us! We sincerely hope that you will like it and you will definitely invite your friends to our server!IP: mc.wishplay.me

mc.wishplay.me

Desert Star

KitPvP, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7910	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Desert Star is a fun Minecraft Server to play on!

The most realistic a Minecraft role play server gets!

Get a job! Buy land! Go to school! And more! Please join!

PerfectPilot.aternos.me

Lunar empires

Brewery, Fishing, Jobs, Semi Vanilla, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	3931
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lunarempires.mc.gg

❤️ NESTCRAFT [1.16 – 1.20] Minecraft server

Hide and seek, Mob Arena

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

A cozy place for a comfortable game both alone and with friends!

We don’t have a wipe on the main world! The server is over a year old, it’s been through a lot! Administration 18+

This server is, first and foremost, a hobby!

I love administration and everything that comes with it! I am also a syst by profession. Admin.

I am also a developer of unique Discord bots.

And much more.

WELL, I’LL TELL A LITTLE ABOUT MY PROJECT!

I am providing you with a place where you can play for free, and most importantly comfortably, without lags!

Either alone or with friends and no one will bother you!

The goal of the server is to build a common city, where everyone has contributed to its development!

The server is designed for a small circle of players who love long survival!

Or they love building large projects, cities, villages, etc., or all of them together!

During the existence of the project, we have formed a small friendly Family!

Now, in our time, it is very difficult to find those same players… But I try!

If you are the one who may become part of our Family, do not miss the moment!

Once you enter the server, you will not be able to leave the spawn! Not so simple!

Carefully read the information in the hologram and follow it!

This determines whether you will gain access to the server or not.

The main idea of the server: Develop in the city! You can survive and get resources outside of it!

Look at the screenshots on the website. In the center there is a city (spawn), around 3 islands there is a residential area.

In the residential area, I distribute territories where you can develop, build your own projects, houses, etc.

You don’t have to develop in the city, you can do it outside! Where to develop is up to you!

The state of the city is preserved every day! In our Discord you can track the development of the city.

And when I accumulate a lot of frames, I will make a beautiful timelapse of how it developed!

I personally tell everyone about the nuances of the server, etc. In general, I help you figure it out if necessary!

I’m giving you a temporary flight to get acquainted with the city and select a territory!

If you are going to build something big, I will definitely help you, at least with a private conversation!

It is possible even with the territory, for example, to clear it, do teraforming, etc.

The number of privates is not limited, the main thing is that they make sense!

This is the server where the Admin really monitors the server and worries about every player!

I created the landscape of the city, which took several months. This is not the final version. I built 70% of the spawn, the remaining 30% was helped by server players. I do privates, of which there are already more than 500 at the moment. Not counting those that have been remade.

If you have any difficulties, someone offended you, forgot your password, some kind of error, etc.

You can always write to me on Discord, I will definitely help you!

If for some reason you suddenly cannot play for a long time, it is better to warn about it!

All I need from you:

Have a discord with a microphone, it is advisable to be active in it! Be active on the server, log in at least several times a week!

Entrance is closed to all others (there are exceptions)

Or paid entrance, and not for everyone! I won’t give away any saved downs even for money.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ATTENTION! GOOD LUCK!

FREQUENT CLAIMS AND QUESTIONS:

You’re stupid, stupid rules. Nobody will go to discord! No one will play for you!

No one is keeping you here! Go somewhere where you don’t have to go to Discord.

And where is the big online! This is truly an indicator of the coolness of the server!

I’m embarrassed to talk.

I have already communicated with more than 1000 players, whom I haven’t heard from!

I don’t care what your voice is! We are all human, no need to be shy!

The main thing is that you are adequate and have an interest in my project!

I do not have a microphone.

You can use your phone as a microphone or install Discord on your phone.

If for some reason you can’t talk, you won’t be able to join the server, sorry!

Of course there are exceptions, at least if you can somehow confirm your identity!

Or paid entrance. And not everyone!

nestcraft.ru

Smalls Secret Server

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8442
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Smallsyo Twitch Minecraft server. Open for all to join. Please read the rules and don’t cheat. We’re a mostly vanilla server with a few plugins to enhance the experience. For ages 12 and above only please.

smalls.apexmc.co

Arkha box

Box, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

This is a Spanish PvP boxing server.Join up! It’s free..

ArkhaBox.mcserver.at

GtaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

* We have over 40 Custom Guns including Tiers 1 through 5 weapons that can be found in chests, special CheatCode items than can be bought at our store or won in crates, and much more!

Gta-Mc.net

TeslaCraft – Survival and 40+ Mini-games Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, cs go, Deathrun, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Spleef, TNT Run

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

TeslaCraft is a server on which everything is thought out to the smallest detail!

The administration of our server tries to help every player to the best of its ability.

We will listen to all your advice, complaints and wishes on our forum: TeslaCraft.org/forums, where no one will be left unanswered.

We are constantly working to improve the server: adding new features, mini-games, and fixing any problems that arise as quickly as possible.

Three official VKontakte groups:

Home: Vk.com/TeslaCrafting

Humorous: Vk.com/TeslaFun

Creative: Vk.com/TeslaCraftArt (For those who like to draw, make videos, write poetry, etc.)

What we have:

✓ Opportunity to earn free titles

✓ Large set of mini-games, including:

•BedWars

•QuickBedWars

•SkyWars Solo

•SkyWars Team

•Murder Mystery

•DeathRun

•Counter-Strike

•The Hunger Games (HungerGames / SurvivalGames)

•Battle of the Builders Solo (BuildBattle / Master Builders (Solo))

•Team BuildBattle / Master Builders (Team)

•SpeedBuilders

•TNTRun (TNTRun)

•Hide And Seek / BlockHunt

•Mixgame (Block Party)

————————————————– ——————–

•Mario Party / Tarkada (TeslaArcade / Mario Party)

Mode, which includes 26 micro-games:

◔ Gravity/Dropper

◔ Hot Potato / TNTTag

◔ SpeedRun

◔ GunGame

◔ One Shot (One In The Chamber / OITC)

◔ Shooting gallery

◔ Traffic light

◔ Jumper

◔ TNTRun (TNTRun)

◔ Sumo (Knockout/ Sumo)

◔ Elytra racing

◔ Combination (Memory game)

◔ Battle of the miners (Battle of the Ants / AntWars / Crazy Miners)

◔ Minefield

◔ Musical chairs

◔ BowSpleef

◔ Splegg

◔ MixGame (Block Party)

◔ Quake (Quake / Quakecraft)

◔ Seekers (Grinch Simulator)

◔ Replica

◔ Pigpocalypse

◔MobArena

◔ Snake

◔ Splatoon

◔ PvP Championship

All of these micro-games can also be played individually in

•Arcade Games

In the lobby you can even play

◔ Tetris – The best adaptation in the world of Minecraft

————————————————– ——————–

•Crocodile (Draw My Thing)

•Sheep (SheepQuest)

•Annexation (TurfWars)

•Agario

•(The list is growing)

★ Vanilla survival (without privates and teleportations, with griefing)

★ Survival world with elements such as:

✓ No wipe system

✓ Monthly competition for the best building on the server

✓ Developed infrastructure, including such facilities as:

•Prisons

•Enchantments

•Cities

•The shops

✓ And also:

•Developed economy

•Clans

•Weddings

•Pets

•Professions

•Elevators

•Portals

✓Balanced and auto-filled objects are equipped for each profession:

•Career

•Mine

•Forest

•PvP Arena

•Mob Arenas

✓ And of course, moderators and helpers who keep order on the server.

What we don’t have:

✖Hands

✖Wipes

✖127, etc. lvl’ov

What we are actively fighting:

✖Cheaters

✖Famous people

✖Dupers

✖Griefers

mnrt.TeslaCraft.org

GlacialTempo

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	4616	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Come and play some vanilla survival! We have keep Inventory so you wont feel anxious about losing items when you die!

GlacialTempo.net

Duckworld smp

Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to DuckWorld SMP, a semi-vanilla survival server running on 1.19.3 Fabric.

Creating your own story and playing with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations… this is Minecraft, the possibilities are infinite. Thats the entire essence of this SMP server

DuckWorld SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players. If you want to join us in this adventure, you can apply through the discord linked below. The end is already open so no need to wait to get your elytra’s! We currently have a small community that we would love to expend.

Play on a full dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 5950X (32 cores) GPU and 128 GB RAM. The server is located in Germany. You can play no to minimum lag, we use Fabric and not Paper.

We value the freedom of the players. You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be. Freely build and create on this server.

We have some small (quality of life) mods and datapacks like:

– Carpet

– Lithium

– MoreMobsHeads

– Armor Statues

– Fast Leaf Decay

– Cauldron Concrete

– Player Head Drops

– Silence Mobs

– Wandering Trader Mini Blocks

– Custom Nether Portals

– One person sleep

This server is mostly vanilla.

The only big addition, and technical players will love it, is the possibility to spawn a bot to act as an AFK player. These bots can even auto-attack. No need to afk your farms any more, you can play and have proper rates.

We hope to see you soon on the discord and on the Minecraft server!

88.198.32.175