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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	154	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	2124

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	5475
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mines Excavated:	1381
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8119
Magic Items Found:	2619	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.