ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Items Found:	7142
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Farms Harvested:	559
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Ezartla: Survival Minecraft, where even the pigs have better gear than you! Version 1.21 and up!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Ezartla Survival Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks and unlock perks as you progress.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest Minecraft version with new features.
And Much More	Stay tuned for exciting updates and surprises.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using a specific command in-game. Consult our website or ask in our Discord for detailed instructions.
Can I create my own shop in the player-run economy?	Yes, you can set up your own shop to buy and sell items with other players. Follow the guidelines on our server for creating shops.
How do I earn ranks?	Ranks are earned through gameplay achievements such as reaching certain milestones, completing quests, or participating in events. The more you play, the higher your rank will be.
Are custom enchantments balanced for gameplay?	Yes, our custom enchantments are carefully balanced to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Feedback is always welcome to improve the enchantment system.
Can I contribute suggestions for new features?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new features. Visit our Discord or forums to submit your suggestions for consideration.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn into the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers! It’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon’s hilarious jokes about mining and crafting.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1519	Ores Mined:	7300
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	8877
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4747
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than nashbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined nashbros and discovered a secret underground kingdom filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were tasked with finding the legendary diamond-encrusted golden carrot, rumored to grant wishes to whoever possessed it. But beware, for the evil potato army was also after the carrot, led by the villainous Potato King who had a grudge against all vegetables.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join nashbros and embark on epic quests like the Great Sheep Race across lava lakes and the Battle of the Blocky Titans where players must fight giant zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes. Plus, our server has the rarest and most powerful items like the Infinity Bacon Sword and the Explosive Cupcake Cannon.

So what are you waiting for? Join nashbros today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

PNSProtection Minecraft Server

alcohol, Apology, awkward, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, crotch, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, high school, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, overreaction, Panic, Party, PNSProtection, Server, shock, shouting, Sleepwalking, social situation, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Votes:	8758
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are put to the test in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, just like the time when our player (22M) woke up to find his best friend (22F) getting a little too handsy during a party. Will you handle the situation with grace and tact, or will you shout in shock and confusion like our player did?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with sleepwalking shenanigans, unexpected apologies, and rumors that spread faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you find yourself in the middle of a friendship crisis just like our players?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, because on our server, anything can happen – even a late-night crotch grab from your best friend! So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

NameChangeOrWait18

aita, bullying, candace, candy, Decision making, family, high school, Identity, Individuality, legal form, name change, name.., NameChangeOrWait18, parents, peer pressure, Self-expression, stripper, teenage angst, teenager, telling my parents

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of being named after a sweet treat? Join our Minecraft server and escape the candy-coated world of judgment and inappropriate comments! We promise no one will sexualize you here, unless you’re into that sort of thing…just kidding! Change your name in-game to whatever you want and leave the drama behind. We won’t judge, we’ll just build epic structures and have a blast together. So come join us and leave the name Candy in the past where it belongs. You won’t regret it, Candace!

DenialCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Farms Harvested:	504	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

What is something a lot of people are in denial about? The fact that our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. Plus, they’re pretty good at parkour too.

3. We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will give you the best life advice you’ve ever heard. Seriously, these cows are like the Oprah Winfrey of the Minecraft world.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against evil witches riding on broomsticks. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftyCalmDown

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4558	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	377963	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST 😂😂😂

TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣

BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈

MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪

SolarCraftMC – Powering Hospitals in Ukraine

#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, electricity, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green energy, Healthcare, Hospitals, Infrastructure, medical facilities, power, Powering, public health, renewable energy, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraftMC, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1067	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Mines Excavated:	2985
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL join this epic minecraft server and help us build a hospital powered by 6,000 solar panels in Ukraine! we need gamers with mad building skills to construct the biggest, baddest hospital in all of minecraft land. who needs redstone when you have solar power, amirite? plus, you’ll get to wear a doctor skin and heal all the pixelated villagers with your magical potions. come join the fun and save lives in the most lit way possible!

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