2024 Best IDIOTIC New Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

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Blockhead Bruises

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Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

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BlockheadBooboos

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Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

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DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

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DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

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DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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Flowerfall

Custom, Eco, Multiplayer Survival, Mythicmobs, PvE, Pve Survival, RPG, Towny

join us on Flowerfall! Our Survival/MMO hybrid server with countless custom such as Jobs, Custom Items/Crafting, Custom Mobs and Bosses, Dungeons, Dimensions, Events, an Interactive Community, and much more!-Contains over 500+ custom modelled mobs!-over 200+ custom items with abilities to collect!-A full custom economy with custom fishing,farming,mining– a multi dimension system with progression

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😈ATLANTWORLD GTA🚔🔥 REAL LIFE! 💥✨ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Weddings

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ IP: play.minegta.ru ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We are a unique real-time RolePlay project. Our server is a proprietary development with its own theme and constant updates.

The project has been successfully operating for 7 years. AtlantWorld has an impeccable reputation and our top priority is to provide an enjoyable experience for our players. Our administration and developers work closely with each player.

At the moment our project offers the following features:

Faction system including police, army, hospital, media and mafia.

A system of vehicles and weapons, implemented using a resource pack.

A unique criminal system, including a ghetto area, wars for territory, businesses and the seizure of bases of other gangs.

A system of standard jobs, starting from a loader and ending with the work of a truck driver.

For beginners, initial work is provided to help them get comfortable in the virtual world of the server.

Expanded capabilities and commands for fast and high-quality roleplaying.

An extensive map inspired by the city of Los Angeles in the USA.

Our server employs a team of builders, thanks to which the city is actively growing and urbanization continues.

Business system and own economy. Each player can purchase his own business, be it a gas station, a gun store or a car dealership. The server is dominated by a market economy, and players have full control over the listed systems, allowing them to influence the current state of the economy on the server.

A large number of other systems such as telephone, metro, buses, weddings and much more.

Join us now and experience the world of RolePlay with many possibilities!

IP – play.minegta.ru

Website: https://atlantworld.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/atlantworld.ru

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ZeCircle

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

ZeCircle is a community with several Minecraft servers: Adventure, OneBlock, Anarchy, BetterMinecraft and many more to come… Join our community on zecircle.xyz, have fun!

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SuperFlat Survival Anarchy

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Looking For New Friends? Looking for a Relaxed Game community? Simple Vanilla With a Challenge of SuperFlat Survival???? Its Not your Simple 3 Dirt Layer Map!!! Theres Stone TOOOOO!!!! Come On In and give this server a try and hopefully have it grow a small community!!!!!

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Neareco

Balanced Economy, Citybuild, Economy, PvE, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Good afternoon to your introduction The first game server on Minecraft in the Near Ecosystem

Near Ecosystem in Minecraft???

In addition to the standard gameplay here you will be taught the basics of Near, such as:• Creating a wallet ✅• Basic ecosystem projects ✅

Good afternoon everyone, welcome to your introduction The first game server on Minecraft in the Near ecosystem

Near Ecosystem в Minecraft???

In addition to the standard gameplay, here you will be taught the basics of Near, such as:• Creating a wallet ✅• Main projects of the Ecosystem ✅

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WestEast License 1.19.4 Minecraft server

Economy, License, Private, Survival

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kingsparks

Roleplay

RECREATION OF KINGS ISLAND in mason ohio we would like to inform our viewers and guests. that we need staff of all fields.

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Vuhx

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Vuhx | Minecraft is an upcoming Minecraft network that offers a multitude of game modes for the enjoyment of Minecraft players from all around. From casual to competitive game play. Our first server, Prison, is currently in it’s beta map which will last through June 2nd and offers loads of features for the enjoyment of casual and competitive players.

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Siegepol

Active, Balanced Economy, BUILD, Earth, Nations, Towny

Welcome to Siegepol!SiegePol is a Towny SMP on a 1:2000 Earth map.Make a town, or join one!Join the discord for more info!

IP: siegepol.comVersion 1.19.2 (don’t worry! chat reporting is disabled)

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Anarchic Potato server Minecraft server

Hobo Survival

Vanilla-anarchy server without plugins and privates on version 1.19.3! There is no natural HP regeneration, only golden apples, potions, a lighthouse, and mysterious soups for regen. Eating does not restore health!! Fatigue 2 on an ongoing basis, to complicate the game and make resource extraction more interesting ! There is a minimum number of plugins for players, there are no privates, etc., home and other things, this is a server as close as possible to vanilla survival with an additional complication!

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