IDIOTIC – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

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BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

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Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

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Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

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BlockheadBooboos

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Are you tired of hurting yourself in stupid ways in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and hurt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off towering structures to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves, the possibilities for self-inflicted pain are endless! Who needs real-life injuries when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Join now and start your journey to becoming the clumsiest player on the server!

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DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, blunt, BluntCraft, Communication, despise, Fake, fantasies, harsh truth, Honesty, IDIOTIC, Minecraft, misunderstood, offensive, outspoken, Perception, Rude, smp, social interactions, standoffish, Truth, truth hurts, two-faced

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

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Unova Legends Cobblemon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Unova Legends Presents:

Plasma Cobblemon is a brand new server, come try out a new adventure where evil Pokemon teams finally take over regions. You can build a home and are protected with grief prevention. Take down team plasma collect all the badges and become the new supreme of the region!

Everyone of all ages is welcome! We have a ton of stuff planned, and if you want to play with a large community, join us!

How do I join? Technic: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/unova-legends.1327610

Here is a link to our Discord: https://discord.gg/unovalegends

play.unovalegends.net

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WarHogMC

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We have Custom enchants,Crates,lootworld,pvparena factions survival and more! we hope to see you there! the next generation Of pvp is now and it is at WarhogMC!

192.99.232.230

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Minescape.me

Creative, mmo, PvE, RPG, Skills

IMMERSIVEUtilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome community

PICTURESQUEBeautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!

HIGHSCORESBe the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscores

FRIENDLYThe MineScape community welcomes everyone

CREATIVE SERVERBuild with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

PLAY NOWWhat are you waiting for, come join us online now!

minescape.me

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Elytra Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Come Checkout Elytra Factions Kindest Factions Server out there! You May Be wondering Why Should I join? well its simple why don’t you come find out on the server! See You There!!! Also Make Sure to Vote to receive In Game Rewards!!!! And Buy Ranks! In Game Money!

158.69.24.131:25597

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ServerMiner

Creative, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Just a server that you can play on for some survival, creative and SMP for funs. When you join you might be in a forest that is secluded but I anybody that is admin is on they can tp you to base and stuff.

PikaPika.serverminer.com

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Lobvers comunity

Anarchy, Box, Clans, ClanWars, Faction Survival, Factions, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival

💜 Bienvenid@ a Lobvers Community Network !!!! 💜

🔥 The BEST and EPIC MODALITIES for you 🔥

👉 Join our beautiful and friendly community that will help you improve and have fun!!!

👉 We have 3 MAIN modalities:

⚔️ Practice PvP 1.16.5 – 1.18.2 ⚔️

⏩ This modality is special to Practice and play with your friends ⏩ We specialize in CrystalPvP and AnchorPvP where spam is very fast the crystals of the End ⏩ We have unique PvP Types such as VenezuelaPvP, CrystalMix, Eternal Totem and further

🔥 SemiAnarquico Custom 🔥

⏩ This modality is the most epic of all ⏩ There are no protections and the entire map can be destroyed!!! ⏩ Our users are specialists in CrystalPvP, so become a pro and enter play ⏩ There are clans and weekly events (Koths, Tournaments, HunterX, etc.) ⏩ It is allowed: Stealing, betraying, raiding, gruffing, cheating, roughing, etc. ⏩ Also, every 3 months we do the END OF THE WORLD where the map closes 100 blocks every 2 minutes making everyone on the server gather in the center and start fighting

⛺ Survival OP Custom ⛺

⏩ This modality is to vitiate and become the most powerful on the server!!! ⏩ You can use protections and protect your things!! ⏩ There are skills that you can improve up to level 100 such as Mining, Logging, Excavation, Hunter, Regeneration, Alchemist, etc!!! ⏩ Weekly events (PvE, Free for All, Kill the Dragon, OP Dungeons) ⏩ You can choose different types of work to earn money uwu ⏩ You can also get cryptocurrencies to unlock cool items and very illegal in the DeepWeb of the owo Server

👉 Join Our Beautiful Community!!!!! We are waiting for you <3

👉 IP: mc.lobvers.net

👉 Version: 1.16.5 – 1.18.2

😱 Join NOW and be part of this GREAT FAMILY!!! 💜

lobvers.net

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Sugar Rush

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is a drug server where you join and grow drugs to rankup! Create the best faction and dominate your enemies. Become police and patrol the spawn looking for contrabaned

sugarrush.mc-srv.com

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CrafterWars

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Survival

This server has only one map and you would find this:

– Factions, Faction Mobs, Survival, Roleplay made it by the players, Rent/buy Houses, Rent/buy Shops in market, Rent/buy plots, Jobs, HIdden Parkour stages. <---- ,PvP Arena WARNING! Read the signs To get Diamonds use TnT explosion (sry xrayers) Noobkit is free and with Thorns Cheap Iron and Bows/arrows at spawn Friendfly fire is on (sry aurakillers/aimboters) don’t request OP

crafterwars.com

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Zeacraft – community

mmo, Multiplayer Survival

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

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Arking Studio

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Arking Studio is a hub of 3 servers! Pixelmon, DayZ, Gunbox and soon Altis life! Visit our discord for more information.

map.arkaniaz.fr

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