idiot – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DoggyDineDenial
Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo
Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!
Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.
Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

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ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists
Appointment, Communication, Cursing, do not answer list, fishy behavior, Frustration, Gynecologist, hang up, husband, idiot, ignoring calls, merge call, ObGyn, ObGynCraft, PARANOIA, phone call, phone number change, phone system, Pregnancy, receptionist, Receptionists, Scheduling, sister
Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

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Blockheadz Minecraft Server
BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs
Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.
From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.
So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

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CreeperLove69
Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs
Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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CockyCraft Minecraft Server
BBC, black men, Board, cocks, CockyCraft, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, fetish, Humiliation, idiot, interracial, kink, Minecraft, narrative, ocession, power dynamic, race play, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, Superiority, taboo
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.
Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

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NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server
Afford, Asshole, build a bear, Buy, Demand, eleven years old, Europe, expensive, family, idiot, little sister, London, mad, Minecraft, MONEY, NoTeddy4Sis, refusing, Server, Shop, sister, stuffed animal, teddy, trip
Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

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UnstableCraft Minecraft Server
Account.., Authentication, authentication methods, AZURE, barrier to entry, email, forgot password, idiot, insecure, microsoft, Minecraft, monkey-like, neurolinguistic programming, outlook, Password, phone number, retard, secondary email, Secure, SECURITY, Server, UnstableCraft
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – AZURE INSECURE! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to jump right in.
Picture this: you log into the server using your Microsoft Outlook account, but here’s the catch – you don’t even need a password! As long as you have access to your phone number or secondary email, you’re in. It’s like a secret backdoor entrance that only the true Minecraft pros know about. And if you’re feeling extra daring, go ahead and hit “forgot password” just for the thrill of it.
But wait, it gets even crazier. If you’re not a total noob, you’ll choose your secondary email as your method of authentication. Why? Because trying to hack into someone’s email is like trying to outsmart a monkey with a Rubik’s cube – impossible. And don’t even get me started on trying to neurolinguistically program the security behind someone’s phone number. It’s like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a jungle, then AZURE INSECURE is the server for you. Just remember, nothing is secure here – not even your sanity.

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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server
Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!
But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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Crafty Capitalist Kingdom
America, Aryan, capitalism, capitalist, communism, Conquest, Crafty, Earth, economic system, ENEMY, Expansion, founding fathers, idiot, Kike, Kingdom, MONEY, Peace, political system, Quiet, supply and demand, Traitor, white race, world conquest
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!
Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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Qnark Anarquico
Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla
Qnark is an Anarchic server without a lobby and without rules. Just by typing the IP and logging in, you can play Anarchic survival with your friends or other people.
qnark.sytes.net

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mc.sleepygrove.org
Economy, Survival, Towny
relaxing SMP, auction house, towny, eco, jobs
Hello and Welcome this is Sleepy Grove SMP Server where you can relax and play to your hearts content. join others using our towny plugin or go solo and get all the Minecraft achievements. we look forward to interacting with you on the server.
~SGM
mc.sleepygrove.org

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EchoCraft
echocraft, smp
Hello, thanks for checkin’ this post out!
Server IP: 66.23.202.243:40191
Look, I know. I’m working on the custom IP.
EchoCraft was started by myself and two of my friends, we aim to have a relaxed community with some mild tweaks to Vanilla Minecraft. Although we currently don’t have cross-platform compatibility it’s on the list! The server is on Hard difficulty, with overall goals of being relaxed, take it at your own pace, make farms, make epic builds or well, anything you want. We’ve fostered a nice little community so far and hope to see you join us sometime!
When it comes to items buying, selling we have opted for an in-game trust system, akin to Hermitcraft – so no economy plugins! No chestshops either! This is of course, open to change but for now we’ve all been content to trade, buy with diamonds or IOU’s.
The sever is based in North America and our world map is here!
We have zero intentions of ever adding lootcrates/voting systems
We have swapped to a whitelist! Applications found in the Discord
What Do We Have Installed?
Plugins
- AngelChest
- BigDoors
- ChestSort
- GriefPrevention
- LuckPerms
- mcMMO
- SlimeFun4
- MobisHome
- SafariNet
- SilkSpawners
- SimpleNicks
- Vault
- EssentialsX+Chat
- Tab
- DiscordSRV
- ChatItem
DataPacks
- Armored Elytra
- Banner Flags
- Better Item Frames
- Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack
- Craftable Spore Blossoms
- Custom Nether Portals
- DnT Stronghold Overhaul
- Double Shulker Shells
- Item Display
- More Mob Heads
- Multiplayer Sleep
- Silk Touch Budding Amethyst
- Silence Mobs
- Terralith
- Terralith Biome Saplings
- TPA
- XP Management
There might be more that I’ve forgotten to type up, but a lot of VanillaTweaks Datapacks!
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Matrix PVP
Parkour, PvP
Introducing Matrix PVP, where players have the opportunity to earn real USD rewards through their gaming progress. In our PVP arena at spawn, each kill translates to $0.001 of real USD, while in our Parkour, players are compensated per checkpoint, with the potential to earn up to $0.01 USD for every 25 blocks completed, up to a total of 800 blocks. What sets us apart is the absence of cooldowns, ensuring continuous engagement and unlimited earning potential for our players.
Join us in the thrill of competition and reap the rewards at Matrix PVP! Where Minecraft battles are electrifying and rewards are exclusive! Dive into intense 1v1 matchups in private arenas, where players can bet on their skills using our unique monetary system. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newcomer, our platform promises a dynamic and competitive gaming experience. Upgrade your arsenal with our sought-after case keys, containing top-tier swords and armor.
With easy withdrawal options via our Discord server, Matrix PVP guarantees a seamless and beneficial journey for all. Join us now for an adventure packed with excitement, strategy, and unbeatable rewards!
matrixpvp.org

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YUHCraft
Survival, Vanilla
YouTuber YUH Fox’s Minecraft Server!
Mostly vanilla 1.20.4 with grief protection and claimable land.
We encourage content creators to come and join, but everyone is welcomed!
51.81.168.113:25581

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Loscraft
Loscraft, smp
We are an 18+ server that allows both Java and Bedrock players! The server is on 1.20.4 and we are very quick to update to newer version-releases! We keep things as vanilla as possible around here, with some small plugins that add some nice features! 🎮
Our community is into big and ambitious projects and love to interact in both in-game chat, discord & voice call. The server never resets, so don’t worry about any of your progress getting deleted. We don’t do land-claims around here! But don’t worry, we got protection plugins to rollback possible theft or griefings! 🔨
We’re all about inclusivity – whether you’re into redstone, an explorer at heart, or love getting creative with builds, you’re welcome here. Same goes with personal beliefs. We are here to play minecraft, No-politic zone! 🌍
At spawn you will find the heart of our server, the Shopping District. We have a diamond-based economy, inspired by the popular Hermitcraft server! At spawn you will also find 3 additional portals:
Resource world portal: Takes you to a resource world where you can gather the resources that you need! There is no border in the resource world, but it will get reseted every x-amount of months
Creative world portal: Takes you to a creative world with plots. There you can design ur builds while still being in contact with the rest of the server!
Event world portal: Takes you to a world where we host events! 🎉
All worlds chats are synced, so you can still talk with each other across worlds! 🌐
I will guarantee you that you will find some cool stuff around the world while roaming around! Alot of old and new lore to learn about:) 🏰
For Java players, we’ve got a modpack you can jump into. It includes voice chat and a few other handy extras. But dw, It’s all optional! 🛠️
Our rules are simple: no discrimination, no messing with other people’s stuff, and definitely no cheating. 🚫
Oh, and one last thing – NEVER TRUST HMITTEN! ❌
Ready to join us? Just fill out the following short application form: 🚀
https://forms.gle/3xasW9PEzKyh3eKJ9

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LegacyNetwork
KitPvP
What began as a brainchild among pals to forge a secure Kit PvP realm on Minecraft version 1.20.4 has blossomed into something grander. Today, LegacyNetwork stands tall as a PvP Community crafted by the people, for the people!
From its humble beginnings as a small group of friends seeking a safe and engaging environment for competitive gameplay, LegacyNetwork has evolved into a vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to test their skills, forge alliances, and engage in epic battles.
With regular updates and events, including tournaments and community challenges, LegacyNetwork continues to grow and thrive, fueled by the passion and dedication of its members. Join us on our journey as we continue to push the boundaries of PvP gaming on Minecraft 1.20.4 and beyond!
play.legacy-network.eu

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ZALX
Network, ZALX
Your high customized new op prison server with features that big servers have! Prison Features: ・Custom Enchantments (Credit, Token, Gems, Rebirth) ・Envoys ・Mining Rewards ・Private Mine ・Destroy the Core ・Custom Loot Mining System ・Leaderboard with buycraft payouts. ・Pets ・Monthly Crates ・Booster for Tokens and Enchantments ・Armor for Tokens / Gems and Money ・Completly free to play Information IP: Zalx.de
Discord: JOIN NOW!

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MC Jepfy
Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games
Cozy Minecraft hangout – Build, explore, and chill with us!
Cracked Create Mod || 1.20.1 Forge 74.2.0 || Modpack download on https://mc.jepfy.com/wp-content/uploads/MCJepfy.zip
mc.jepfy.com

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SolarionSMP
smp, SolarionSMP
Welcome to Solarion SMP
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We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to protentional members.
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Our Vision:
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Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:
˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
˚.⁀➷ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
˚.⁀➷Simple VoiceChat – Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
˚.⁀➷ Axgraves – Chest "gravestone" to allow your items to not despawn after a death
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»»———–► Community
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At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
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»»———–► Commitment to The Vanilla Experience
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Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
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»»———–► Application Process:
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Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:
Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.
To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.
╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord
╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

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