Idiot MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DoggyDineDenial

night, Weirdo, DoggyDineDenial, upscale steakhouse, Friends

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

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ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists

phone call, phone number change, hang up, PARANOIA, ignoring calls

Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.

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Blockheadz Minecraft Server

mistake, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, Server

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

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CreeperLove69

Naive, regret, partner, love, Clueless

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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CockyCraft Minecraft Server

Humiliation, Superiority, Submission, power dynamic, cuck

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

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NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

trip, sister, Afford, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

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UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

microsoft, SECURITY, Account.., Password, authentication methods

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – AZURE INSECURE! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to jump right in.

Picture this: you log into the server using your Microsoft Outlook account, but here’s the catch – you don’t even need a password! As long as you have access to your phone number or secondary email, you’re in. It’s like a secret backdoor entrance that only the true Minecraft pros know about. And if you’re feeling extra daring, go ahead and hit “forgot password” just for the thrill of it.

But wait, it gets even crazier. If you’re not a total noob, you’ll choose your secondary email as your method of authentication. Why? Because trying to hack into someone’s email is like trying to outsmart a monkey with a Rubik’s cube – impossible. And don’t even get me started on trying to neurolinguistically program the security behind someone’s phone number. It’s like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a jungle, then AZURE INSECURE is the server for you. Just remember, nothing is secure here – not even your sanity.

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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Truck, Sweater, chocolate bar, tool box, Minecraft

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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Crafty Capitalist Kingdom

Crafty, Traitor, supply and demand, ENEMY, communism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!

Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?

Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.

Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

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OpMinecraft SMPeratorMovies

Country, Combat, OpMinecraft, global unrest, Espionage

Are you tired of dodging bullets in real life during WW3? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual country and conquer the world through pixelated warfare. Who needs real war when you can have a blocky battle for supremacy? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! So come on, join us before the real world goes up in flames!

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