Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.
But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Season Start | Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1 |
| Vanilla Experience | True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft |
| Voice Chat | Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication |
| Community | Vibrant and supportive community |
| Discord | Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates |
| Whitelisted | Secure environment with whitelist |
| Server Backups | Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing |
Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!
Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1
Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.
Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.
Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.
Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!
We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.
So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!
