Idiomatic Expressions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Head Wrap Craft

cognitive dissonance, language interpretation, wrap, language semantics, linguistic analysis

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

cultural heritage, linguistic diversity, cultural expressions, unique phrases, meaning of life

Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

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AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

Server, emotions, Boundaries, Understanding, Empathy

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Need a break from the drama of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any insensitive cousins who can’t control their mouths. Our community is all about having fun and spreading positivity. Plus, our server is so awesome that even people with autism will have a blast playing here!

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that traumatic accident that left your mom devastated. Just kidding, but seriously, join our server for a good time!

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BroNightOutCraft

Romantic, BroNightOutCraft, fancy night out, best night, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of NYC and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you may feel left out if you don’t join this server and experience the fun.

Imagine building your own exclusive restaurant in Minecraft, where you can feast on virtual food and drinks without worrying about the bill. And if your girlfriend refuses to join you, no problem! You can bring your baby brother along for a night of swimming in pixelated pools and exploring the city at 3AM.

But be warned, if you don’t join our server, you may end up like the OP’s girlfriend – crying over missed opportunities and feeling left out. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our Minecraft server now and create your own epic adventures without any real-life drama.

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VacationCraft Minecraft Server

picturesque, Explore, getaway, Server, dream

Imagine a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the pigs actually fly! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, hidden treasures, and the occasional exploding chicken (don’t ask how that happened).

Join us and explore our custom-built cities, from the bustling metropolis of Diamond City to the tranquil village of Lava Falls. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner – from pesky creepers to mischievous villagers who will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

But fear not, brave traveler! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Will you be the one to wield its mighty power and become the hero of our land?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a vacation like no other – just don’t forget to pack your enchanted armor and a stack of golden apples. Trust us, you’ll need them.

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BlockyLove: No Sex Required!

emotional connection, compatibility, Support, required, love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the key to a healthy relationship is…sex! That’s right, our server is all about building intimate connections with your fellow players through some steamy roleplay. Whether you’re looking for a Minecraft soulmate or just a good time, this server is the place to be. So come join us and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky!

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CraftyUkrainianTrickery

strategic planning, Military operations, eastern europe, Conflict, Misinformation

come join our epic minecraft server where we use dummy models of creepers and zombies to trick players into attacking the wrong targets! it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with exploding green monsters and brain-hungry undead.

our server is so sneaky, even the russian forces would be fooled by our tactics. imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to navigate through our maze of fake mobs, only to realize you’ve been bamboozled by our clever tricks.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. who needs real military targets when you can have a blast with our dummy models? come on, what are you waiting for? join the fun today!

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BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

pantry staples, food waste, Bread, preservation, kitchen tips.

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

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CraftyDementiaRiskMC

dementia, diabetic neuropathy, cognitive issues, older adults, tricyclic antidepressants

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

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Fishbowl

Events, Custom Plugins, Suvival, survival mode, server-wide events

Features:

Survival Mode: Test your skills in a true survival setting where you must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off threats.

Community: Join a friendly community of players, form alliances, and embark on adventures together.

Economy: Trade with other players, set up shops, and build your own thriving economy within the server.

Events: Participate in server-wide events, challenges, and competitions to win rewards and showcase your skills.

Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique features and enhancements that make gameplay even more exciting and engaging.

Rules: Respectful behavior, no griefing, and fair play are enforced to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us and start your ultimate survival journey today!

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