we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!
Our server is a melting pot of political ideologies, from communist creepers to libertarian villagers. You’ll never know what crazy debates you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world. Plus, we have a secret underground faction of zombie pigmen plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their undead tyranny?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your beliefs, expand your mind, and make you question everything you thought you knew about politics, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed.
Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).
So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!