we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!
On our server, you can build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds without any family arguments, and explore a world where the only pressure is to survive the night from creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict “no stepdad adoption” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your in-game family will never try to force you into changing your name.
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet dog that you can name after your real dad in honor of your loyalty to him. See you in the game, where the only AITA question you’ll have is “Am I the best builder in this world?”
if you join dis server, you’ll unlock the secret of how to ride a pig into battle against a dragon while wearin’ a tutu made of diamonds.
we got a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller every night. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anythin’ is possible, even flyin’ pigs and dancin’ skeletons.
once you have your shadow, you can use it to teleport to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. but be careful, there are shadow monsters lurking in the darkness, waiting to steal your shadow and turn you into a shadowless zombie!
if you’re brave enough to face the shadow monsters and claim your rightful place as the shadow master, then join our server today and start your epic adventure! plus, we have free pizza every friday for all players who can defeat the shadow dragon in under 10 minutes. so what are you waiting for? come join the shadowy fun now!
We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over your name, so come to our server where you can be called whatever you please. Want to be called “Sawyer” one day and “Princess Sparkle” the next? Go for it!
We support your right to choose your own identity, whether it’s in-game or in real life. So come join us and leave the haters behind – because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no middle names required!
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers. it’s like a party in there 24/7, bro.
oh, and did i mention that the admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of golden apples? like, who wouldn’t want to be a freakin dragon in minecraft?
so, yeah, join this server and let your wildest dreams come true. or at least have a good laugh at the insanity that goes down here.