Are you tired of being just another player on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, you can literally become someone else! That’s right, we have a special potion that turns you into a Russian player. Imagine speaking in a thick Russian accent and building epic structures like the Kremlin. Who wouldn’t want to be Russian for a day?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the fabled diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s turn the tables and make the Russians become you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of noobs? Well, welcome to Forced Soul, where you’ll be treated like the royalty you are!
Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft. These llamas have PhDs in Minecraftology and will make sure you never get lost or eaten by creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who love to dance and sing. Join their party and you’ll never want to leave!
So why wait? Join Forced Soul today and experience Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!
Are you tired of battling with yourself over white nationalism? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic quests and build your own virtual empire.
Remember that Christian LARP you got sucked into a few years ago? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now it’s time to move on and join our server where the only thing you’ll be LARPing is a mighty warrior fighting off creepers and zombies.
And as for the White nationalist movement, who cares about that when you can join our server and be part of a community that values teamwork, creativity, and having a good time? Plus, the pagans were totally right all along – just ask our resident Minecraft wizard who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of his enchanted diamond sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last piece of cake at our virtual feast. See you in the game!
Are you tired of all the anti-American sentiment in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flag flying high is the red, white, and blue! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and say “yeehaw” before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every Fourth of July where we build a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln out of diamond blocks and have a fireworks show that can be seen from space. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a bald eagle flying overhead, holding a beacon in its talons.
So why join our server? Because ‘Murica, that’s why! Let freedom ring and come join us for some good ol’ fashioned blocky fun.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and become whoever you want to be! Tired of being mistaken for a lumberjack when you’re actually a delicate flower? Join us and transform into the fabulous unicorn you were always meant to be!
On our server, you can leave behind your broad shoulders and 5 o’clock shadow and embrace your inner princess. No more curveless body woes here – we’ve got all the pixelated curves you could ever dream of!
Don’t let the haters get you down – join our server and surround yourself with supportive players who will cheer you on as you slay dragons and build magical castles. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your old identity behind – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks).
Are you a normie or a robot? Join our Minecraft server and let’s find out together!
We have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments to determine if players are actually humans or advanced AI. Rumor has it that if you pass the test, you’ll be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare resources and mythical creatures.
But beware, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your skills and wit. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive and uncover the truth about their identity.
So come join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. But remember, not everyone is who they seem in this mysterious world. Trust no one, not even yourself.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.
Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.
Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.
Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.
And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.
So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.
Join us and witness Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot stick and a leather helmet. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of creeper llamas and rode them into battle against an army of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who throws the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with these woolly party animals!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see what Timmy Hernendez DeShawn Jr is gon’ do next!
Welcome to a Minecraft server that is as chaotic and unpredictable as Russia’s political landscape! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, treacherous alliances, and shady dealings.
Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.
Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!
Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?
Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA
[1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum
[2] Hacking is punishable by ban
[3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable
[4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day
[5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning
[6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected]
[7] purchases may take up to 24 hours to go through
[8] Paypal disputes are bannable unless the owner/admins are contacted about it and a time/date is set up
[9] Harrassment is punishable by mute
[10] Have fun <– Most important
[11] contact staff if you have any questions
Dank Prison was Released January 1st 2018. I set out on a quest to create the best prison server possible. Realizing there was no good plugins I could just download I started creating my own. I work on server daily to improve existing code and implement new code to provide the Best Prison Experience
A tight knit community of people that love playing minecraft, server is currently undergoing development, but in the mean time come join our silly antics. it’s always a good time there.
SaigonMC is a Vietnamese Minecraft server built with a focus on survival mode to build a civilized and healthy community of Minecraft gamers, the best destination for people who like to play this game.
Mini Game Server with survival, just a leisure server looking for fun and well behaved members. No age limit, swearing allowed, gay friendly, and looking for staff!! Unlike most servers we push donations so that we can increase the server size and get people to play and create the ultimate mini game experience completely set to the way you guys want it. We will not directly ask you for donations, the website and various ways of seeing the benefits of donating will be on the server itself.
