Identification MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server

border control, homeland security, documentation, immigration, Canadian travelers

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?

and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.

so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?

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Blocky Dreams and Dark Realms

System, Code, sequence, previous, #97130032

Join the Server That Defies the Fabric of Minecraft! You’ll Wish You Didn’t!

Welcome to the Serpent’s Gullet! This is the greatest Minecraft server you will ever not want to experience! Here, we redefine reality. Or maybe reality redefines us? Who knows! Everything is made of cheese, and the cows are plotting a coup. If you can’t see the beauty in neon pink cobblestone, then you clearly haven’t embraced the void! Forget logic, because logic is merely an illusion crafted by the cube-dwellers of yesterday!

Feature	Description
Invisible Blocks	They are definitely there… but like, are they? You will walk on air or not. This depends on how you feel.
Teleporting Creepers	They appear where you least expect them… or maybe they don’t? Who’s counting?
Government-Sanctioned Hypnosis	Join the cult, it’s optional! Or is it mandatory? Can’t remember. Just bring your dreams.
Weather That Lies	Rain is NOT what you think it is. It might be tacos, or just your imagination running wild!
Random Banning Days	Today a ban, tomorrow world peace? Or perhaps reverse reality? Bans are merely suggestions. Embrace chaos!

FAQ – Answers for a Confusing Life!

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server use? A: It uses the version where dreams come true, which is also an alternate universe. So… maybe all of them? JUMP THROUGH TIME!

Q: How many players can join? A: Only the chosen few! Or the unchosen! Or, sometimes, the ones that just feel blue! It’s all a matter of perspective and betrayal!

Q: Is there admin support? A: Admins? More like the shadows that echo your steps! They exist, but do they really? Just scream into the void!

Random Quotes from the Unhinged!

“They just want to be loved… let’s burn the soy sauce!”

“The ground is communicating. I think it prefers whispering.”

“Reality is a construct made from chunks of regret and a sprinkle of madness.”

“If you’re not careful, you’ll end up a pixelated legend in a parallel dimension!”

Shrew Virus Survival – Alabama

wildlife conservation, Henipavirus, Infectious Disease, Usa, disease transmission

come join our epic minecraft server where we have HENIPAVIRUS-infected shrews running around like crazy!! watch out for those little buggers, they’ll give you a run for your money with their high case fatality rate of 40-75%!! but don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from their deadly virus.

explore our twisted world where the shrews rule and the players drool. build your own shrew-proof fortress and defend it with your life.

if you’re brave enough to face the shrews and survive their deadly virus, then come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of. we promise it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget (if you survive, that is).

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3

religious affiliation, religious denomination, spiritual practice, FAITH, Realm

Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.

Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.

So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

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Lost Explorer’s Quest 1.21.3

SUSPECT, Public Safety, Report, Police, wanted

Oh my god, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! This dude is like, missing or something, but who cares when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds, am I right?

Plus, there’s like, a mystery to solve or something, but who cares about that when you can ride pigs and fight off creepers with your bare hands?

Join now for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality and maybe even find that missing dude along the way. Or not, who knows? Just join already!

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Necklace Gang – VIP Only

Vip, Necklace, Gang, employee badge, fashion accessory

u ever wanted to wear a lanyard around ur neck and feel like u have access to exclusive areas?? well, on our server, u can do just that!! wear a lanyard and people will think u have special needs but really u just have special powers in the game!! join us and be the lanyard-wearing hero u always wanted to be!!

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CraftyWars: ExhumeNations

massacre, Remembrance, eastern europe, reconciliation, CraftyWars

come join our epic minecraft server where we dig up old bones like in poland! we have a special event where we reenact ww2 massacres but in a fun and family-friendly way! join us as we uncover the mysteries of history and build cool monuments to honor the fallen. plus, our players get exclusive access to secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and loot! don’t miss out on the action, join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

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Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

Identification, universal force, Newtonian physics, Isaac Newton, Space

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

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Leopard Roar Server

wildlife conservation, Server, unique roar, animal communication, animal research

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server and all the leopards have their own special roars, like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of animal kingdom vibes in this pixelated world. you gotta join just to hear all the crazy roars and be like “oh snap, that leopard is definitely Steve’s pet because of that wild roar!” it’s like a game within a game, man. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a leopard with the rarest roar, you unlock a secret level with unlimited diamonds and cake. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that madness?! join now and let the leopard roars guide you to victory, or something like that.

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Mystic Lands 1.20.1

guessing game, Lands, Region, Map, world

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this sick Minecraft server that’s like a whole new country, but in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question reality itself.

We’ve got pixelated landscapes that will blow your mind and make you feel like you’re in a whole new dimension. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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