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CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crops Grown:	9542	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	588297
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	3852	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	311085
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	256	Animals Bred:	79
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!