We’ve got blocks for days and creepers to blow up your stress!
Who needs Trump when you can build your own virtual paradise and impeach any zombie who tries to invade your turf?
Join us and let the Constitution of fun reign supreme in our pixelated universe!
And get this, this server collabs with EVERYONE, even your grandma! They climbed to Master rank in Street Fighter 6 in just over 2 months with ZERO experience – talk about skills, amirite? Plus, they had the most LIT graduation live with ALL the hololive members present, making history, bro.
Members from NIJISANJI, VSPO, and NORIPRO were crying and showering them with love – now that’s some dedication. And don’t even get me started on the UNLIMITED autographs they’re signing for their fans, like who does that? Only the LEGENDARY Yuuki Sakuna, that’s who.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as dedicated and hardworking as Minato Aqua, then this is the place for you. Don’t be a lazy ENwhore, come join the fun and experience the greatness for yourself. See you there, bros!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of evil chickens attack you. But fear not, for our server has a secret weapon – a squad of ninja pigs ready to defend you at all costs.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where you can feast on unlimited bacon and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover what’s truly worth dying for – because let’s face it, who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?
| Description |
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| Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. |
| Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. |
| Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! |
| We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! |
| All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are new members welcome? | Yes, we are very welcoming to new members! |
| Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server? | No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players. |
| What is the discord server link? | You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link |
| Description |
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| Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any specific rules for the server? | We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! |
| Do all members need to join the discord server? | Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv |
| Description | Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. |
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A: All members must join the discord server and follow the instructions provided there to join the Minecraft server. Here is the link to the discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
A: No, hackers or griefers are not allowed on the server. We maintain a respectful community and do not tolerate disruptive behavior.
A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time. Our community members enjoy collaborating on large-scale projects.
| Community Description |
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| Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. |
| Minecraft SMP Features |
| Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! |
| Server Rules |
| We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! |
| Join Us |
| All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord |
| Questions | Answers |
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| Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server? | Yes, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server. |
| Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server? | No, hackers or griefers are not allowed on the server. |
| What kind of community can I expect? | We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes new members. |
| Server Type | Minecraft survival multiplayer (SMP) |
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| Community Focus | Encouraging gameplay of various games and activities within the community |
| Server Rules | No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is required |
| How to Join | Join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv |
A: Our community encourages playing a variety of games together, so feel free to suggest your favorite games!
A: Yes, there are constantly major build projects underway for players to participate in and contribute to.
A: Our community is friendly, mature, and welcoming to new members. We value respect and collaboration among players.
A: While the Minecraft server rules are light, the Discord server does not tolerate disruptive behavior like trolling or spamming.
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| Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed! |
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been active? | The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community. |
| What does the Discord server offer? | The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus. |
| Are there any specific rules for the server? | The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected. |
| Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server? | Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server. |
| Description | Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games. |
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| Community | Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members. |
| Rules | Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed. |
| Join Discord | Join Discord |
A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.
A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.
A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.
A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a dysfunctional family? With players arguing over imaginary money, threatening each other with imaginary police, and plotting to steal imaginary benefits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Forget building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, the real adventure is navigating the treacherous relationships between players. Will you be the hero who clears up misunderstandings and brings peace to the server, or will you be the villain who causes even more chaos and drama?
Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is drama!
join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
| Features | Description |
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| Helpful Community | Members are great about helping newcomers and even build items for them. |
| Commands | TPA, set homes, back, grave (gravestones) available for ease of gameplay. |
| Shader Capability | Ability to use shaders and cute resource packs for enhanced visual experience. |
| Ice & Fire | Encounter dragons, unicorns, cyclops, cockatrice, etc. in a highly configured setting. |
| Food Options | Various food options available including simple farming, farmer’s delight, and communal kitchen. |
| Progression | Top-tier progression system with specialization options and 1500 quests. |
| Dimensions | Explore 100+ biomes, structures, dungeons, and 10+ new dimensions. |
A: The server is less than a month old.
A: Preferably 21+, but 18+ individuals are also welcome.
A: Most members build around spawn but not on top of it. You are free to build wherever you like.
A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where members hang out, but joining is optional.
A: Progression is key, and you cannot start with diamond gear. Work up to it as you play.
1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.
2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.
3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!
4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious competition ever seen in Minecraft. Will the heavyweights dominate with their sheer size and strength, or will the lightweight contenders outmaneuver them with their speed and agility? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Bacon can be found deep within its chambers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim this coveted prize?
So come on and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected twists await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be morally supporting your fellow players, navigating through awkward situations, and dealing with mental problems (in-game, of course). Our Asian-inspired culture will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dinners and dates.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server that’s more dysfunctional than a psychologist’s office. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Happy July 4th, Minecrafters!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!
But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?
So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!
Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.
But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.
So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!
