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Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
Picture this: Steve, the main character, is played by a real-life lumberjack who spends his days chopping down trees with his bare hands. And the creepers? Oh, they’re played by actual explosives experts who love nothing more than blowing things up (safely, of course).
But the real showstopper is the Ender Dragon, who is portrayed by a professional wrestler with a flair for the dramatic. You won’t believe the epic battles that unfold when this guy takes the stage!
So if you want to experience a Minecraft server where the casting is so perfect it’s almost eerie, come join us today. Who knows, you might just find your own perfect role to play!
Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.
Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!
Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?
Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?
Imagine building epic structures with your pals while pretending to be the cast of Friends. Ross can be the redstone expert, Chandler can crack jokes while mining for diamonds, and Phoebe can serenade you with her beautiful Minecraft parodies. Who wouldn’t want to be part of such a quirky and lovable group?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!
imagine fighting off evil germs with your trusty nasal vaccines, all while building the most epic blocky fortress to keep them out.
so come on and join us, where the upper airway is the new battleground and the only way to survive is by crafting your way to victory!
LOOM, what is it? LOOM is a Minecraft Java Edition PvP/Factions 1.20.4 server. The goal ? We created LOOM in order to bring together a community in a simple and effective concept, our aim is not to make it a business but only a place for meeting and conviviality. The principle ? The principle is simple, our desire was to create a PvP/Factions server like those that already existed ten years ago. In order to limit the anarchy of this type of game, we want to separate the PvP zone from the rest so that only one zone is dedicated to it. Of course this may seem too easy, because in the Survival world, no enemy can destroy or plunder your resources. But beware, because betrayal is born from trust.
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| Description | We are looking for competitive life steal lovers who would like to compete to be the greatest in our server and get the most hearts. Crystal PvP is banned and we have a history of creating servers to provide a great experience for players. The server is mostly vanilla with a voice chat mod and plugins for balancing. Only works on Java version 1.21. |
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| Discord Server | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is Crystal PvP allowed on the server? | No, Crystal PvP is banned on our server. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server support? | The server only works on Minecraft Java version 1.21. |
| Are there any special rules for PvP? | Yes, we have well thought out rules that enhance the PvP experience on our server. |
| Are there voice chat capabilities on the server? | Yes, we have a voice chat mod installed for players to communicate. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get access to the server. |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Plappa was wandering through the pixelated world of Minecraft when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. The moment she stepped foot in our virtual realm, she knew she had found her true home. The other players welcomed her with open arms, showering her with virtual gifts and endless memes.
But the real magic happened when Plappa discovered the secret underground dance party that only the most elite players knew about. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was doing the Chicken Dance like their virtual lives depended on it. Plappa had never felt more alive (or blocky) in her entire Minecraft existence.
So, if you want to experience the same level of absurdity and pure joy that Plappa did, then come join us at HololiveEN. Phasecucks need not apply – only the most outrageous and fun-loving players are welcome here. Let’s mine, build, and dance our way to victory together!
Our server is perfect for those who want to keep it real, just like this player standing their ground against the pressure to wear makeup for their wedding. Who needs makeup when you have the beauty of Minecraft blocks and pixels to admire?
Join us and be part of a community that values authenticity and self-expression. And hey, if you ever feel like wearing makeup in Minecraft, go ahead! We won’t judge, but we’ll definitely applaud your creativity.
So come on, join our server and let your natural beauty shine through, just like this player who knows that makeup is optional, but fun in Minecraft is mandatory!
🤑 Our low-priced cars come with the unique scent of ferrets, making every drive an unforgettable experience. Who needs air fresheners when you have the natural aroma of furry friends? 🌬️🚙
😂 Don’t worry, there’s no actual mess inside the car – just the lingering essence of ferrets. It’s like driving through a petting zoo, but without the actual animals! 🐾🚗
🤷♀️ So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your ferret-scented wheels to all your friends. It’s a deal you won’t find anywhere else! 🤣🚗 #FerretFrenzy #SmellTheAdventure
