Idaho MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Moscow SMP

oslo, California, Istanbul, Crafty, berlin

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our virtual world where cities are named after real-life locations but with a twist. Moscow, Idaho is actually a tropical paradise, Berlin, Maryland is a desert wasteland, and Paris, Texas is a snowy wonderland.

Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.

But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?

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NaziHavenMC Server

extremism in America, hate groups, hyperborea, neo-nazis, History

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

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WestCoastCraft

North America, Idaho, Northwestern United States, West, History

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

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IdahoCraft: Where Potatoes Rule!

Nature, vlog, Adventure, Wanderlust, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will gain unlimited power and the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Enderman who drops glow sticks instead of pearls. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and magic potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

law enforcement, prison escape, fugitives, wanted, Crafty

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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Dekalog’s Minecraft SMP Chads

Chads, european cinema, Existential, Cinema, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Dekalog chads who do whatever they want, whenever they want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you have what it takes to hang with the Dekalog chads, then come on in and show us what you’ve got. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

unpleasant smell, offensive odor, breath mints, embarrassing situations., freshen breath

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

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JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

comfort eating, Processed Food, fast food, fast food cravings, Junk Food

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

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NukeCraft – No Assurances Given

nuclear facilities, cnn, Military, international relations, Conflict

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, cuz we got top secret nuclear facilities to protect! yea u heard me right, we got da big booms and we need u to help us keep dem safe from any sneaky players tryna blow it up!

join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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Signal Disruptions Schizo Brain

Brain, brain disorders, mental health, mental illness, brain waves

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the creepers are breakdancing. plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

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