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Bug Out Breakout
multidrug-resistant Enterobacter, infection prevention, Breakout, antimicrobial resistance, antibiotic resistancelolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started! -
SisDeathGroupTextNoTalk
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive risky heart surgeries with a 3-5% success rate – just like my sister!Experience the thrill of being kicked out of the ICU by your brother-in-law’s adult children because they can’t handle the stress of your emotions. Will you be able to beg for just one hour of visitation and be denied like me?
Join now for updates as vague as my brother-in-law’s texts and the chance to find out about your sister’s death through a group text message. Who needs family drama when you have our Minecraft server? Join today and leave your real-life problems behind!
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ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!
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ICU Abandonment Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper!Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your girlfriend was cheating on you while she’s in the ICU. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about her stealing your diamonds in-game!
We promise a community that won’t leave you feeling broken like your heart after finding those incriminating messages. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft buddy who won’t break your trust like she did.
So come on over to our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with zombies and skeletons is way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. Join now and let the adventure begin!
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MommaDramaGoneHospital
Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where you make the rules!Imagine a world where you can build your dream engagement ring out of diamond blocks, without any interference from your partner’s mom. No more being told when you can cry or how you should feel – on our server, emotions run wild and free!
Join us and create a virtual ICU where you can stay by your partner’s side 24/7, no family drama allowed. Build a fortress to protect your love from any unwanted visitors, and fight off any intruders who try to keep you apart.
So why wait? Join our server now and build a world where you can be the hero of your own love story, without any interference from pesky in-laws. Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!
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Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.
so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).
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CancerCraft: Auntie’s Revenge
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and revenge plots!Witness the ultimate family feud unfold as one player dishes out some savage karma to their cheating aunt. Cancer, infidelity, and divine punishment – this server has it all!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as players navigate through family drama and betrayal. Will you choose forgiveness or revenge?
Join now for a server experience like no other – where every block placed comes with a side of scandal!
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Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.
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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mr.6w.vanillaboxmc.ru
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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!