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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4892 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 176 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
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