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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1922 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1677 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 318 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! AND REMEMBER, THE YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE APPROVES!