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Blocky Banter
“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!” -
Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.
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BlockBusterLaughs
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops! -
Blockbuster LOLz
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
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Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!
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Malarmis Towny Fun 1.21.4
creative building challenges, cross-play community engagement, Thrilling Combat Scenarios, 1.21.4, player-driven economyπ Welcome to Malarmis! π
Malarmis is a cool Cross-play Minecraft server made for towny fun!
What You Can Do:
- Towny: Claim land, build a town, and grow big! Start with just $250 in-game cash.
- Economy: Buy stuff at spawn and claim your first town. Sell ores and fish for cash.
- Custom Fishing: Catch more than just boring cod and salmon! Find crates for loot!
- Custom Structures: Explore dungeons in the world and the nether!
- Brewery: Make drinks and items that give funny effects.
Join the fun and be part of the growing crew!
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EGGCRAFT SMP: 5 Years Strong!
Engaging Voice Chat Options, Years, Minecraft Community Events, Regular Community Votes, collaborative gameplay mechanicsEGGCRAFT [SMP]
π NEW SEASON SOON! π
π°οΈ 5 Years Old
π° Hermitcraft-like Fun
Hey there! EGGCRAFT is a chill SMP server. Itβs mostly vanilla but has some cool tweaks. Think armor stand poses and mob heads! You can even chat with voice, but it’s not a must. Pure vanilla players are welcome too!
Why Join Us?
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Longevity & Fresh Seasons Weβve been going strong for over 5 years! Each season lasts 14-19 months, so thereβs always new stuff to try.
- Friendly Community About 30 members from all over the globe, aged 16-25. Everyone is nice and fun! We make server choices together, like adding new datapacks (we just let players sit on stairs!).
Requirements to Join:
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Discord You need a Discord account. It’s where we share news and rules. No exceptions!
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Microphone Having a mic is cool, but itβs not needed. Your app is fine without one.
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Age Must be 16 or older. If youβre 15 and stand out, we might still let you in.
- Building Skills Show us some builds or a tour during your app. No need to be a proβjust helps us see how long youβve played. If you love Redstone, share your cool contraptions!
Still interested? Join our Discord and apply!
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Zoritlegends: Epic PvP Event!
Legendary Weapon Rewards, PvP Arena Battles, Weekly Event Challenges, Zoritlegends, Engaging Community Events### π Welcome to Zoritlegends! π
Game Type: Vanilla/Factions Platform: Bedrock & Java Pay to Win: No P2W Version Support: All Versions Economy: Yes Event: Tomorrow!
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π₯ Join the fight! Zoritlegends is a new SMP that mixes faction wars, RPG skills, and PvP fun. Don’t miss the Legendary PvP Event TOMORROW! π‘οΈ Winner gets a super rare OP weapon!
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### β¨ What We Offer:
– π§ Skill-based RPG – πΉ Custom minibosses with cool drops – π AFK zone & vote crates – π‘οΈ Classic factions PvP & raiding – π° Player shops & fair economy – π Weekly events & custom gear – π Crossplay for Bedrock & Java
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### π Details:
– Version: 1.7 β 1.21.5 – Discord: Join Us! – Bedrock Port: 60458
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π Fight for glory! Only one can win!
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π Isles SMP: Join the Fun!
π Infinity Isles [SMP]
Version: 1.21.4 | Type: Java | Style: Semi-Vanilla | Age: 18+
Status: Whitelist | Friendly: LGBTQ+ | Map: Dynmap | Play: PvE
Join Our Active Community!
Infinity Isles is a chill, semi-vanilla server. They just kicked off their second season on March 16. Now is the best time to join if you love the early-game vibe!
Why Join Us?
- π¦ SEMI VANILLA: Enjoy a mostly vanilla game with cool tweaks like fast leaf decay and live maps.
- π Whitelist: Every player is checked to keep out trolls. No bad vibes here!
- π Server Location: East Coast US for smooth play worldwide.
- π Shopping District: Player-run shops to show off your style!
- π» Events: Fun bi-weekly events with prizes. Check out Storage Wars and more!
- βοΈ Resource Worlds: Portals to gather lots of stuff without messing up the main world.
- πΈ No Pay-to-Win: Fair play for all! Donations help the server, not the players.
- π§ Staff: Friendly team ready to help. No hate allowed!
- πΎ Discord: Chat and hang out with the crew!
Ready to Join?
Hop into our Discord channel here or message Izzy at izzy_plays42!