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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!
SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!
SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE
