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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 807 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
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