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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8318 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3598 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3795 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!
