join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens in a quest to find the legendary diamond banana! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. our staff are all trained by ninja turtles and we have a special potion that turns u into a unicorn for 24 hours. come join the fun and see why David Bowie never had a serious head injury on our server!
Bowie’s Blocky Adventure
StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!
But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.
GreatestPlayerEver – Minecraft SMP
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe? We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Our spawn town is so lit, it’s rumored that even Herobrine himself wants to move in!Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!
So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
DineWithHistory
If you could have dinner with any historical figure, it would definitely be Steve from our Minecraft server! He may not be a traditional historical figure, but his ability to mine diamonds with just a wooden pickaxe is truly legendary. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a bucket of lava and a stack of pork chops. Join our server and you might just get the chance to dig deep into some virtual steak with the one and only Steve!