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Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mines Excavated:	3050
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1438	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	8414	Ores Mined:	8343

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4961
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Villages Defended:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1619	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	140	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4533
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	2523
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames