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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7671 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 8717 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
