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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9540 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 950 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.
oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.
and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.
so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.
