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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 105 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that hates its players more than any other company? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of disgruntled employees who will go out of their way to make your gaming experience as frustrating as possible.
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.
