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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7149 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?