join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”
come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.
join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.
come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Our server is so outrageous, even waking up your friends on the bus won’t lead to drama like it did for poor Ray. Let loose, build epic structures, and let your creativity run wild without fear of judgment.
So, if you’re tired of walking on eggshells around sensitive friends, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and let those swear words fly! Let’s build a world where everyone can be themselves, no matter how colorful their language may be.
Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a llama, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. As you explore the vast lands, you come across a group of players dressed as pandas riding on top of flying pigs, engaging in epic battles with a horde of evil villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic gaming community on the internet. It’s your right, it’s your duty to experience the madness and create new guards for your future security. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.
So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.
| Server Name: | Forgotten Realms |
| Theme: | Medieval/English/European with fantasy elements |
| Main Plugins: | Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner |
| Economy: | “Diamond standard” – $1 = 1 diamond |
| IP: | forgotten-realms.net |
| Version: | 1.21.4 |
The server is themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements.
The main plugins include Towny, McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Bolt, RTP, Quests, and VeinMiner.
The server follows the “diamond standard” economy, where $1 is equal to 1 diamond. There is no overinflation of the economy, and players earn money through farming and other activities.
The server runs on version 1.21.4 of Minecraft.
Other unique features on the server include miscellaneous open-world plugins like Bolt for hermits, along with RTP (Random Teleport), Quests, and VeinMiner.
On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against giant mutant creepers, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, instead of diamonds, we mine for rainbow-colored unicorn poop. Yeah, you heard me right, unicorn poop.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, bro.
So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and enter a world where logic goes to die, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about sanity. Let’s get weird, my dude.
At our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more being stuck doing chores while your brother gets to have all the fun. On our server, everyone gets to enjoy the game without any unfair treatment.
And don’t worry about coming of age parties here! We throw the biggest, most epic celebrations for all our players, regardless of birth order. No more Spotify playlists and small gatherings – we go all out with famous DJs, extravagant decorations, and all the bells and whistles.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where you’re not just the “other sibling”. Show your parents that you deserve to be treated like a treasure too, even if it’s just in the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and never worry about forgetting your lunch again, because our virtual world is stocked with snacks for everyone. No need to share, because we understand the importance of having your own emergency stash.
Don’t let hunger get in the way of your gaming experience, join our server and feast on protein bars while building the craziest creations. And remember, sharing is caring, but not when it comes to emergency snacks in Minecraft!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, riding pigs as your trusty steeds into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosions).
But that’s not all – on our server, it’s not just encouraged to break the rules, it’s practically mandatory! Want to build a roller coaster that goes straight through someone else’s house? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with the entire server covered in pink wool? We’ll supply the dye!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the wild side of Minecraft, join our server today. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially if it involves a giant chicken army marching through the streets).
