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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4911 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5795 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?